Quote #24645
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
Quote #7145
There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
Quote #28324
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #19274
My mother groan’d, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked,...
Quote #10801
Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun...
Quote #11240
A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it...
Quote #27579
The ultimate goal should be doing your best and enjoying it.
Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #27285
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #26447
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...