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Intellectually, I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
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Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
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Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.