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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.
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Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength...
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By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
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The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get...
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