Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #27966
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #23729
The more perfect the artist, the more completely separate in him will be the...
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #31064
Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be....
Quote #26669
We get new ideas from God every hour of our day when we put...
Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
Quote #24477
Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as...
Quote #601
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...