Quote #6578
My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
Quote #18302
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write...
Quote #34833
No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #2620
Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #19781
Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.
Quote #25210
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #25104
Hear the other side.
Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.