Quote #760
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #18590
Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties...
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #3894
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense...
Quote #25625
There are four kinds of Homicide felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Quote #20578
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #29679
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
Quote #16454
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...