Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #1741
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of...
Quote #34698
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #28310
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #7711
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
Quote #17669
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Quote #33413
A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving...
Quote #9169
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:...
Quote #9649
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.