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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
Quote #23415
Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Quote #10986
I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to...
Quote #30031
We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
Quote #20879
We are advertis’d by our loving friends.
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #14188
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #2864
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...