Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform...
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #27747
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what...
Quote #18118
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
Quote #16151
It is certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men...