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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the...
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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
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The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting...
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Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...
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Idiots…nothing can live forever.
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It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
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The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem...
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...