Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #15374
May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right
Quote #17522
America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be...
Quote #5023
The silent bear no witness against themselves.
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #32971
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes...
Quote #12691
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have...
Quote #6935
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
Quote #30805
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.