Quote #19426
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Quote #9391
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
Quote #29306
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #34667
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #21659
Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...
Quote #11122
Reputations are created every day and every minute.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #1236
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...