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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Now comes the mystery.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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The soul is created in a place between Time and Eternity with its highest...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
Quote #23605
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to...
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #9268
A dead thing goes with the stream. Only a living thing can go against...