Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #21896
To communicate through silence is a link between the thoughts of man.
Quote #22205
Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
Quote #29126
When I’m loved I’m the universe, If I’m not I’m merely a dying star.
Quote #13421
Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
Quote #23682
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
Quote #7937
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Quote #26779
A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
Quote #15483
To be always thinking about your manners is not the way to make them...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...