Quote #22737
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #5726
The past is but the past of a beginning.
Quote #13781
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #12134
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high- class way...
Quote #1143
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #26025
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Quote #11925
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...