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I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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You cannot measure a man by his failures. You must know what use he...
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As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
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There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
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A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving...