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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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To really enjoy the better things in life, one must have first experienced the...
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Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest...
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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
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Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
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What actions are most excellent? To gladden the heart of human beings, to feed...
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We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
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It is well to be born either a king or a fool.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here