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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28337

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Mark Twain

Quote #17905

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
Lord Byron

Quote #33487

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm I thank thee, night for...
Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

Quote #6817

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of...
Danish Proverb

Quote #12794

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
He is most cheated who cheats himself.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Quote #22818

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of toleration.
Buddha

Quote #19380

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and...
Nicaraguan Proverb

Quote #11497

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Eyes that see do not grow old.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #11372

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28162

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why...
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