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Worries go better with soup than without.
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Had there been no difficulties and no thorns in the way, then man would...
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The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered...
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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with...
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...
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If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if...