Quote #34777
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #3451
I now have no time to be tired.
Quote #30270
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman...
Quote #27230
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Quote #23590
He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have...
Quote #18478
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
Quote #21353
The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
Quote #26788
He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he...