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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I would advise you to keep your overhead down avoid a major drug habit...
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I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
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The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
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Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a...
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We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
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If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #25290
Conceit is God’s gift to little men.