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If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #426
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
Quote #5079
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They’ve been...
Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Quote #5109
We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for,...
Quote #18055
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...