Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.
Quote #24315
Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
Quote #20938
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Quote #16417
JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #29822
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Quote #22476
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the...
Quote #27976
Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I....