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To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
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As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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Time lost is time when we have not lived a full human life, time...
Quote #20053
Any plan is bad which is incapable of modification.
Quote #19741
The doubt of an earnest, thoughtful, patient and laborious mind is worthy of respect....
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The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. It is an intelligence about...
Quote #24248
We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has...
Quote #7981
How terrible it is to have wisdom when it does not benefit those who...