Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #2330
The main thing is you and I should exist, and that we should be...
Quote #5910
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.
Quote #21699
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #23299
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Quote #20076
To understand all is to forgive all.
Quote #7338
Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble.