Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #4987
I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in...
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #3265
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #31020
If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
Quote #33318
Let each man exercise the art he knows.
Quote #12575
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.