Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #28902
Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #29987
Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Quote #28104
There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is...
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #736
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
Quote #2610
The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
Quote #2684
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...