Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #19152
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #20475
I have learned this at least by my experiment that if one advances confidently...
Quote #8621
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #14476
For whoever keeps the whole law but fails in one point has become guilty...
Quote #26617
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Quote #5259
I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Quote #14153
Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...