Quote #17113
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Quote #9583
Friendship improves hapiness and reduces misery, by doubting our joys and dividing our grief.
Quote #41
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #19802
A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
Quote #27961
Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of complex minds.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #12673
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
Quote #7815
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #2824
I hate quotations.
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.