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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is...
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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Quote #8471
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
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The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it...
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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Quote #30975
What one fool can do, another can.