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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work,...
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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the...
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Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be...