Quote #14082
The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by...
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #14268
It is pleasant to have been to a place the way a river went.
Quote #13138
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by omission.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
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How do you tell a communist Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin....
Quote #26571
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...