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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violen trevolution inevitable.
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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A great mind becomes a great fortune.
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
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I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to...
Quote #18391
Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators