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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #30514
It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have...
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The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
Quote #4762
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
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Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
Quote #14906
One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is...