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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which...
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… information can be treated like any other quantity and be subjected to the...