Quote #28051
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #34349
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #864
You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that –...
Quote #28203
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #8084
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Quote #14167
Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my...
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.