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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut,...
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In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
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I was going to buy a copy of “The Power of Positive Thinking”, and...
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up...
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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make...
Quote #332
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #30783
Desire makes everything blossom possession makes everything wither and fade.