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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...
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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
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Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set...
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
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I think these difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how...
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The truest expression of a people is in its dance and music.
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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
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A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
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Wife: a former sweetheart.