Quote #2248
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they...
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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When the present is full of gloom, the past becomes haven of refuge that...
Quote #2779
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
Quote #29871
Americans who had traveled in Europe knew the ‘free’ European peasants suffered considerably greater...
Quote #1537
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #27047
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.