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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to...
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I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the...
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #31701
There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...