Quote #26853
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #34411
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
Quote #29594
I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...
Quote #28907
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Quote #10745
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #19119
A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...