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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #20845
Niether a borrower nor a lender be.
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Be happy Be supportive Be Naughty Be just like the way you are But...
Quote #12058
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and...
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #11636
The indefatigable pursuit of an unattainable perfection, even though it consists in nothing more...
Quote #24888
Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best...
Quote #31710
It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....