Quote #16731
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Quote #14819
Only fools are positive.
Quote #31776
Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
Quote #25149
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #3054
Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
Quote #8431
There are two ways of resisting war: the legal way and the revolutionary way....
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #13348
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #4873
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.