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What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of...
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #178
Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...
Quote #10967
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.
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The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the...
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Knowledge is vain and fruitless which is not reduced to practice.