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Nothing fails like success.
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #19146
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Quote #9561
Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is...
Quote #12732
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
Quote #4991
Nothing is more depressing than the conviction that one is not a hero.
Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #1983
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #1075
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...