Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #739
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was...
Quote #30726
Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don’t fulfill...
Quote #17034
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #12154
Success is never final.
Quote #280
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
Quote #17246
To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...
Quote #6578
My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...