Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #23885
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #13946
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Quote #28714
The delicate thing about the university is that it has a mixed character, that...
Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #28796
Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men’s blood.
Quote #5318
It is better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone else.
Quote #3442
More light! Give me more light!