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He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...
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If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try...
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One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you...
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We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is...
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Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately...
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Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...