Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #33336
I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #10956
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it.
Quote #23017
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
Quote #14104
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #33758
I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Quote #24538
I believe in general in a dualism between facts and the ideas of those...
Quote #3187
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about...