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The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
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Pray you now, forget and forgive.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is...
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your...
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Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly...
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Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
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Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...